No Bad Roll Goes Unpunished
Your dice have been rolling badly, and they have to answer for it. Send them in. We book them and put them through rehabilitation in one of our Die Improvement Environments (D.I.E.).
Booked and Charged
Every die is booked and given a case number. Its charges go up on screen for everyone to see, starting with that saving throw.
Serving the Sentence
Each die gets a sentence to fit its crimes and serves it live on stream. You’re welcome to watch.
Attitude Adjustment
We don’t sand, shave, or weight anything. Your die comes home physically the same as it left.* Its outlook is another matter.
*Unless you chose one of our more severe treatments.
Time Served
When the sentence is up, your die goes home with a record. If it reoffends, send it back. We keep track of priors.*
*Dice given a capital sentence are not released. Remains are returned to next of kin on request.
Welcome to the D.I.E.
Our Die Improvement Environments are where bad dice go to think about what they’ve done. Each die is booked, sentenced, and put through rehabilitation. Most are released fit to roll again. Some are made an example of.